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[notblayde]

well thats good
bc a lot of my friends tend 2 b
well
scary
if im honest

[fangool]

works out for you
you got a group of scary friends watchin your back nobodys gonna fuck with you
sides you can be scary too

[notblayde]

its worked so far @ least
i can?

[fangool]

u scared me in the past yeah
you dont gotta have muscles and guns to be scary
all you gotta do is work the calm and collected deadeye
be real quiet real soft and be vague bout the threats
its confidence man
it unnerves people

plus i know you said you was gonna upgrade that leg of yours
hows that for a secret weapon

[notblayde]

i didnt mean 2
not 2 u
but its nice 2 hear i still have it i guess

u have no idea :)
im not kidding about that either
theres been a lot of planning its kind of ridiculous

[fangool]

nah you did i think but i dont mind
its good to have the reminder

yeah though? what kind of planning
actually

[ Look he's just going to call Matt, because he's really sick of texting after his whole week of no sound. ]

[notblayde]

well in retrospect

[oh! well he can do that, too]

Like I said, it's a bit ridiculous. A lot of blades. I think there was talk of adding throwing stars, at some point...

[fangool]

How is that ridiculous? S'fucking awesome. [ Oh yes, this is much better. ] Can y'actually do that? Add throwing stars.

[notblayde]

You don't think it's too much? [His tone suggests that he doesn't and he's really just testing the water] It's possible, absolutely. Not sure of the feasibility, with current supply - We also discussed, er - Sword, in the heel and along the calf? And - [He stops to laugh] - Bare with me - A router within the casing. be my own bloody mobile hotspot, right?

[fangool]

[ Ghoul's grinning like an idiot at this point. ] And suddenly you're the guy everybody wants 'round in a fight, yeah? I don't think it's too much at all, s'long as you ain't suddenly too cool for me once you got that mechaleg in place.

[notblayde]

Exactly.

[Scoff, as if he's offended - but he's teasing] Please. I'm already too cool for you and I stay around anyway.

[fangool]

[ He laughs. ] Ahh, shit, sparks, now I know how you really feel. Maybe you oughta give me cool lessons.

[notblayde]

Mmm, I don't know. Think my lessons might be a bit too advanced for you.

[fangool]

What, y'can't give me a free lesson after pretendin' to be a vampire for you? C'mon.

[notblayde]

I'll give you as many lessons as you like so long as you never bring that up again.

[Quietly...] Outside of... Certain situations, of course...

[fangool]

[ He's laughing again. Cackling, really. ]

Baby, I ain't given to goin' round discussing stuff like that with other people, promise. [ A beat. ] All you gotta do is ask, you know that.

[notblayde]

[The blush is almost audible]

Ask you not to tell or ask for you to... Er - Have a go with me?

[fangool]

Have a go with you. Anytime. I ain't telling anyone.

[notblayde]

Ah - [He sounds awkwardly relieved though] Well - Just... Same for you, alright? Whenever you... Want me, I'm here. [How does he even]

[fangool]

[ GIGGLING ] Mm. Romantic as fuck, you.

[notblayde]

[TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SAID AS EMBARRASSED AS HE IS RN basically a teenage girl] Is it impossible for you to be serious for a second?

[fangool]

Little bit. [ Sorry, sorry, he can't help it! ] D'you need me to be serious?

[notblayde]

Mmn, not at the moment, I don't think.

So, what about you? You really weren't affected at all?

[fangool]

Nah, guess not. I mean - not that I weren't able t'be, but not constantly, not like the rest. Only really got t'me when I was 'round you and Glen, and I think that was just - y'know. You guys bein' you.

Makes me wonder why, actually.

[notblayde]

Just me and Glen? I'm flattered... Mostly.

I wouldn't worry about why - Just be glad you weren't. It was... Well, It wasn't awful, exactly, but - After a while it gets exhausting, you know?