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[fangool]

nah you did i think but i dont mind
its good to have the reminder

yeah though? what kind of planning
actually

[ Look he's just going to call Matt, because he's really sick of texting after his whole week of no sound. ]

[notblayde]

well in retrospect

[oh! well he can do that, too]

Like I said, it's a bit ridiculous. A lot of blades. I think there was talk of adding throwing stars, at some point...

[fangool]

How is that ridiculous? S'fucking awesome. [ Oh yes, this is much better. ] Can y'actually do that? Add throwing stars.

[notblayde]

You don't think it's too much? [His tone suggests that he doesn't and he's really just testing the water] It's possible, absolutely. Not sure of the feasibility, with current supply - We also discussed, er - Sword, in the heel and along the calf? And - [He stops to laugh] - Bare with me - A router within the casing. be my own bloody mobile hotspot, right?

[fangool]

[ Ghoul's grinning like an idiot at this point. ] And suddenly you're the guy everybody wants 'round in a fight, yeah? I don't think it's too much at all, s'long as you ain't suddenly too cool for me once you got that mechaleg in place.

[notblayde]

Exactly.

[Scoff, as if he's offended - but he's teasing] Please. I'm already too cool for you and I stay around anyway.

[fangool]

[ He laughs. ] Ahh, shit, sparks, now I know how you really feel. Maybe you oughta give me cool lessons.

[notblayde]

Mmm, I don't know. Think my lessons might be a bit too advanced for you.

[fangool]

What, y'can't give me a free lesson after pretendin' to be a vampire for you? C'mon.

[notblayde]

I'll give you as many lessons as you like so long as you never bring that up again.

[Quietly...] Outside of... Certain situations, of course...

[fangool]

[ He's laughing again. Cackling, really. ]

Baby, I ain't given to goin' round discussing stuff like that with other people, promise. [ A beat. ] All you gotta do is ask, you know that.

[notblayde]

[The blush is almost audible]

Ask you not to tell or ask for you to... Er - Have a go with me?

[fangool]

Have a go with you. Anytime. I ain't telling anyone.

[notblayde]

Ah - [He sounds awkwardly relieved though] Well - Just... Same for you, alright? Whenever you... Want me, I'm here. [How does he even]

[fangool]

[ GIGGLING ] Mm. Romantic as fuck, you.

[notblayde]

[TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SAID AS EMBARRASSED AS HE IS RN basically a teenage girl] Is it impossible for you to be serious for a second?

[fangool]

Little bit. [ Sorry, sorry, he can't help it! ] D'you need me to be serious?

[notblayde]

Mmn, not at the moment, I don't think.

So, what about you? You really weren't affected at all?

[fangool]

Nah, guess not. I mean - not that I weren't able t'be, but not constantly, not like the rest. Only really got t'me when I was 'round you and Glen, and I think that was just - y'know. You guys bein' you.

Makes me wonder why, actually.

[notblayde]

Just me and Glen? I'm flattered... Mostly.

I wouldn't worry about why - Just be glad you weren't. It was... Well, It wasn't awful, exactly, but - After a while it gets exhausting, you know?

[fangool]

What can I say, the two of you are hot.

[ Sniff. ] I getcha though. Gets tiring to keep going hard like that. Like - y'wanna stop, but you can't. Feels good but hurts at the same time. [ Maybe getting a little personal there, Ghoul. ] I - yeah. Nah, I get it.

[notblayde]

[He's preening now. GJ Ghoul

He hums quietly at the second part. Unsure of what to say.] Right. [Drawing the word out, stalling for time as he thinks of something] Thought you said you weren't affected?

[fangool]

[ Thankfully Matt can't see him, because Ghoul actually goes red. ] Uh - no, I weren't... affected here. Back home -- I --

Well, y'know this dry-out I just done? It ain't the first time I had t'have someone pull me back up on my feet. So.

[notblayde]

Aaaaand part of that involved... ?

[fangool]

A lot of sex and fucked up trades for drugs n' cigarettes?

I mean. I can tell you about it if y'want but none of it is real happy listening, sparks.