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[ "Fun Ghoul's voicemail. Leave a message, kids." ]

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[fangool]

you know you werent the only one sleeping around
pretty sure this is this place's sense of humor
make everybody horny just in time for valentines day? cmon

dont worry so much
least you aint alone

[notblayde]

i kno
doesnt make it feel any less
idk

u still like me right

[fangool]

matt
matt baby
you'd have to do a hell of a lot more than that to get me to not like you
i still like you and i would even if you slept with twice the amounta people you did

i get it for what its worth
can make you feel gross or unclean i know

[notblayde]

u mean that
all of it
not that im making any plans just
its good 2 kno

[...]

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[fangool]

i wouldnt lie about that techkid
i mean it

of course
<3

[notblayde]

christ kinzie would have a field day w this

<3

[fangool]

(:

kinzie huh
she a friend of yours

[notblayde]

friend...
thats 1 way 2 put it

i kind of got her fired from the fbi
so she joined w the saints & came after me
its ok tho!!! thats all in the past

[fangool]

[ Okay but that makes him laugh, though. ]

you know matt
you make a lotta friends through makin em mad at you
feel like thats a talent
people cant STAY mad

[notblayde]

well thats good
bc a lot of my friends tend 2 b
well
scary
if im honest

[fangool]

works out for you
you got a group of scary friends watchin your back nobodys gonna fuck with you
sides you can be scary too

[notblayde]

its worked so far @ least
i can?

[fangool]

u scared me in the past yeah
you dont gotta have muscles and guns to be scary
all you gotta do is work the calm and collected deadeye
be real quiet real soft and be vague bout the threats
its confidence man
it unnerves people

plus i know you said you was gonna upgrade that leg of yours
hows that for a secret weapon

[notblayde]

i didnt mean 2
not 2 u
but its nice 2 hear i still have it i guess

u have no idea :)
im not kidding about that either
theres been a lot of planning its kind of ridiculous

[fangool]

nah you did i think but i dont mind
its good to have the reminder

yeah though? what kind of planning
actually

[ Look he's just going to call Matt, because he's really sick of texting after his whole week of no sound. ]

[notblayde]

well in retrospect

[oh! well he can do that, too]

Like I said, it's a bit ridiculous. A lot of blades. I think there was talk of adding throwing stars, at some point...

[fangool]

How is that ridiculous? S'fucking awesome. [ Oh yes, this is much better. ] Can y'actually do that? Add throwing stars.

[notblayde]

You don't think it's too much? [His tone suggests that he doesn't and he's really just testing the water] It's possible, absolutely. Not sure of the feasibility, with current supply - We also discussed, er - Sword, in the heel and along the calf? And - [He stops to laugh] - Bare with me - A router within the casing. be my own bloody mobile hotspot, right?

[fangool]

[ Ghoul's grinning like an idiot at this point. ] And suddenly you're the guy everybody wants 'round in a fight, yeah? I don't think it's too much at all, s'long as you ain't suddenly too cool for me once you got that mechaleg in place.

[notblayde]

Exactly.

[Scoff, as if he's offended - but he's teasing] Please. I'm already too cool for you and I stay around anyway.

[fangool]

[ He laughs. ] Ahh, shit, sparks, now I know how you really feel. Maybe you oughta give me cool lessons.

[notblayde]

Mmm, I don't know. Think my lessons might be a bit too advanced for you.

[fangool]

What, y'can't give me a free lesson after pretendin' to be a vampire for you? C'mon.

[notblayde]

I'll give you as many lessons as you like so long as you never bring that up again.

[Quietly...] Outside of... Certain situations, of course...

[fangool]

[ He's laughing again. Cackling, really. ]

Baby, I ain't given to goin' round discussing stuff like that with other people, promise. [ A beat. ] All you gotta do is ask, you know that.